Sunday, October 12, 2014

All for one and one for all in Versailles

They say that heroes are not born, but raised from the ashes of necessity.  And so, our story begins like any other story.  A near catastrophe, a maiden in distress, and 3 Musketeers.

In the bucolic setting of the postcard-like French City of Versailles, the Empty Nesters spent the better part of a day, Sunday, September 21 to be exact, viewing the overwhelmingly large and fabled Palace of Versailles.

The entire building in this picture is the Palace of Versailles.  
Heralding from the great states of Iowa and Minnesota, (to be politically correct, these states were listed in alphabetical order and with no bias intended) and agricultural buffs that they are, it took very little time for the Empty Nesters' to decide that they would spend their time in the gardens as opposed to wandering the great halls of this massive complex.

This picture is representative of the many gardens that surround the back and sides of the palace.
The Empty Nesters, taken by the beauty of the gardens of Versailles, decided that this would be a fine time to illicit a kodak moment.  Or, as madame et misure might say, a selfie... ladies first.

Once upon a time there were three Thene girls.
Photogenic as they were, it was suggested that a second photo be taken, displaying just a wee bit of whimsey. (the husbands like to refer to this as attitude) But, amidst the whimsical antics and as the picture was being taken...



Oh no...in their whimsical and light hearted moment, Lori, the maiden in distress, had her prescription COACH sunglasses somehow knocked from her head.  The sunglasses landed on a ledge beyond the railing, suitable only for pigeons.  Please note the concerned passing tourist in pink and the expression on Lori's face as the near catastrophe unfolds.

This is the ledge where said glasses did land, and were eventually rescued from.
Quick thinkers that they are,  the three Musketeers sprung into action.  One of the Musketeers began to climb over the ledge to retrieve the glasses as any Musketeer would gladly and selflessly do.  But, alas, the Musketeer was severely scolded by a passing wench proclaiming in a cacophony of sounds and languages, "Remove yourself from that ledge before you become the subject of a French tabloid or fader for the French guard".  Sound advice, but to quote a famous French sleuth. "missed it by that much."

The damsel had all but given up, and admitted that the glasses were expendable.  She was prepared to give up on them for the good of the group.  But, with the odds and time against them, and testosterone now reaching peak levels, the Musketeers decided to use more brains than brawn.  Buried deep within the confines of the Musketeers satchel was a set of green, L'Open Tour issued, earbuds.  They quickly retrieved and untangled the earbuds , and tied a loop in one end.  Fishing in France without a license?  Yes, but these blended Iowa, Minnesota-raised Musketeers could not be defeated by a mere 6 foot drop and splattered pigeon droppings...

Please note the glasses on the ledge.
Pleas note the glasses being pulled to safety and the expressions of joy on the part of Lori and an assisting Musketeer.
Catastrophe averted as the sunglasses are returned to the damsel in distress.
A grateful hug from the damsel in distress!
Problem solved!

Our story continues and concludes with dancing, reckless frolic, and merry celebration as the Empty Nesters, vagabonds that they are, continued their tour of "The Gardens and Fountains of Versailles". (see photos)




Christi took a photo of a young family by this fountain, and asked the child's mother to take ours.  The mother agreed, and her husband acting as a jester made us all laugh pretty hard, but their photo turned out much better than this one!

Au revoir!


Monday, October 6, 2014

St Georgenberg-Fiecht Abbey

On Thursday, September 26, we hiked to St Georgenberg Abbey "because it was there."  We began our hike in Wolfsklamm, and soon came upon the stairs that Lilli had told us about:  stairs, then later bridges attached to the sides of a gorge.  The story is probably better told through pictures.



 
OK, so the pictures are not exactly in order.  This covered bridge leads to the abbey at the end of the hike-- the hike UP, that is.  There's still the hike down.... But let me just say that there is a Gasthaus at the Abbey, and we had a lovely, guilt-free meal there, since we had already worked all of the calories off

And this guy is such a fitting end to our story!

Thursday, October 2, 2014

One More Comment on the Louvre

As Tom said, we spent most of our time at the Louvre in the Egyptian section, but as we were preparing to leave, someone asked whether we shouldn't go and see the Mona Lisa.  Scott D. opined, "Well, we are at the Louvre..." and we were off!  So here she is-- you can tell I did not engage in the pushing, shoving or patience it would have taken to get closer.

Mona Lisa

On the opposite wall of the room is Paolo Veronese' painting of the Wedding at Cana-- very beautiful and impressive because of its sheer size and complexity.  And I just learned from Wikipedia that it is the largest painting in the Louvre.  There is an extensive history on Wikipedia if you are interested, and a much better image of this beautiful painting.

The Wedding at Cana

Two weeks in Europe.

Our initial days in France involved considerable walking and use of the Metro. It is a well-developed system that can get you anywhere you want to go quickly and cheaply. The cost of a taxi here is monstrous as we found out during our last trip from Gare de l'est to our last hotel.

But the ability to walk long distances carrying or wheeling luggage was also essential to this trip. While in Paris six or seven miles of walking was not out of the ordinary. Unfortunately, for Denise and I anyway, that kind of walking was hard on feet and knees! What made up for all that walking, however, were the sites and sounds of a city steeped in history and culture--something we only touched upon during our short stay there. 

My greatest initial impression was formed by the Eiffel Tower. It is a different color than I imagined--sort of a military grey. As I have commented before, for a temporary structure, this monument of steel looks much more permanent. Perhaps Parisians felt it to be too starkly mechanical and industrial for the City of LIght when it was first erected, but you can easily fall in love with the Eiffel Tower as you get close to it. 

The Louvre was also remarkable, but it is so vast that, again, you only achieve a whiff of what is on the menu when your tour occupies only part of the day. We spent much of our time in the Egyptian section, mostly because I had asked that we go there first. One simply cannot process how ancient are the artifacts, the sarcophagi (multiple), the painted walls filled with hieroglyphics (spelling?) and one dimensional figures depicting everyday life. I guess you can say that a museum is where humans can communicate with one another over vast stretches of time.

Again, the Normandy tour was wonderful, but all too brief. Our tour guide was well versed in facts and history and never used notes. Pont du Hoc was a place where one can get some sense of the destructive power of naval shells and Air Force bombs. The craters here are overgrown with weeds and grass but still impressively wide and deep.

 The Germans were still building concrete fortifications here when construction was halted by the invasion. One can still see stacks of concrete bags never used but turned into stone by time and weather.

The restaurants are so casual here. We did not have a bad experience during our time here--except perhaps at the Marriott the night before we flew out, but I won't count the crassly Americanized hotels occupying the territory nearest the Charles DeGaulle Airport. While none of us were brave enough to eat truly French cuisine on a daily basis, the food was almost always well prepared and the service was excellent. The French make good burgers and "pomme frites" (French fries), but you might want to specify how well you want your burger cooked because it can arrive essentially "tartar" (pretty much warm but raw in the middle).

The Arc de Triomphe is a monument to the fallen heroes of France. It is also a place where you can see an eternal flame burning in their honor.

The view from the Arc is unparallelled. 




Austria is a breathtaking country. I have experienced nothing like it in my entire life. The Tyrol region is a hilly and mountainous area that in the U.S. would be sparsely populated. Here, the Austrians (eight million strong) have over the centuries mastered the art of vertical living. Houses, barns and grazing fields all occupy any usable buildable space, but there is no sense of overcrowding. There is a particular kind of mower here that is used to mow steep hillsides. Big wheels in the back and moving engine operated shears in the front. It's a heavy duty machine, but I still think it takes a considerable amount of skill to use one without tumbling down the steep inclines here.

Imagine taking your average American neighborhood, stretched and pulled hundreds if not thousands of feet vertically, such that your neighbors are both above and below you. Imagine narrow roads that access these neighborhoods with winding curves and few fences or barriers. If two cars meet each other, one has to either back up or use the occasional wide spots in the road to let the other car by. Of course, the cars are on average smaller. Still careless driving here can quickly turn fatal.

While in Austria, we stayed at the Klammsteinhof. A wonderful little place to stay with dream-like scenery.



This is Klammsteinhof, where we stayed in the Alps.  The home has been in Hannes' family since the 17th century!  A few years ago, Hannes and Vroni built a new home right next door--beautiful, efficient, with windows in all the right places.  Hannes' parents and uncle still live on the main floor of Klammsteinhof-- they have quarters separate from the guests.